Last night I went outside and I found an SUV blocking my guests car in my graveled section of driveway. This wasn’t just blocking by being parked on the street but the SUV was driven up into my driveway, half hanging out in the street and about 4 inches from my guests car. What’s more annoying is that the house where the SUV owner was visting had PLENTY of room to park in the driveway of the house they went to. Strike 1. I’m thinking that I have been patient about this sort of thing because often there are cars parked in front of my house and they belong to my neighboor’s guests and there is ample room in their driveway to park.
Last night I had had enough, it was cold and wet. I went to do the headlight and tail light fix on my guests car and I see what I have just described. I calmly walked over to the neighboor’s house and asked for the SUV to be moved. The home owner said she did ask the SUV owner to not park there but the owner said she wouldn’t be there very long. I’m thinking this is strike 2 with this SUV crap and now i’m a bit annoyed. Someone comes to my neighboor’s house, parks thier ride in my yard and when told to move it, they just were ignored with justification as to why it was OK to do that….they wouldn’t be there long.
The homeowner goes in and gets the SUV owner to come out and move the thing. OK this should be interesting. Not really a big deal but I’m already spinning a bit but I’m thinking this will be resolved soon. Here comes the owner and I say, “Would you mind not parking in my yard please?” “I think you can find somewhere else to park besides my driveway”. I get the same response as the homeowner said they got…”I wasn’t going to be here long”. Strike 3! Now I’m way pissed because because of the response and so I asked “Why didn’t you move your car when they (The Homeowners) told you not to park there? Here’s the best part, the owner is a very cute young lady that just had that air about her of “I’m too cute to be told what to do and you can’t talk to me that way” and so she says with an indignant attitude.. “Are you serious?” As if I have absolutley NO right to question her about parking in my yard…My response was “yes I am serious!”
What I wanted to say in a Full Metal Jacket R. Lee Ermy Drill sergeant kind of way was…and I should be nice…and I was….but this came to mind…”Hellz yeah I’m serious princess get yer Sh-t outta my damn yard! I don’t care how cute you are, others may kiss your a$$ in hopes of scoring with you but as far as I am concerned your high maintenance crap isn’t worth putting up with and no amount of cutsie crap from ANYONE like you is worth it…NOW MOVE IT!”
One would think I have issues with pretty people but I don’t…It’s the high maintenance pretty people that annoy me.
All too often our society has allowed them to get away with things that the rest of us trolls wouldn’t stand a chance of getting away with.
When they are called on something they do that is in bad form and they are unable to handle it, they will ask questions like “Are you Serious?”
These people are often considered “High Maintenance” and unless you are sadistic you will steer clear of this type of person…
In my case I chase them outta my yard because High Maintenance Ugly goes all the way to the bone.
-C.R.
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